Cracking the Code again and again and again ad nauseum

From our news desk :

At the high tech ex-Meguro* facility of Kawasaki motors, performance testing is a very serious deal.
Their benchmarking process is the most well kept secret in the Motorcycle industry.

Author Dan Brown reveals the secrets in his new book ' The Kawasaki Code ' [ sidenote - the hindi version will have a different version as his last book The Da Vinci Code, did not go down well with the leprosy-averse public in the Hindi heartland. (well sorry, couldnt resist) ]
It has come to our notice that the cracking of the code and the performance testing benchmarks at Kawasaki have to do with Cows and a popular japanese alcoholic drink.

The name Kaw-a-saki has its origins in this performance testing benchmark..


* - Meguro is the company which Kawasaki took over to start their motorcycle operations. Helped by the knowledge of the Meguro company which Kawasaki had taken over (Meguro was the oldest motorcycle company in Japan) the company moved into the production of big bikes around 1966. The model was called the W1 (650cc).
This in-depth research was inspired by the highly motivating Mr. Dan Brown